NOLAND: JUSTIFICATIONS & QUESTIONS
Free Market News Network, FL -
A true story must be told, which occurred with me, enough to make me shake my head, take a deep breath, look in the mirror, restate my personal commitment, and investigate external destinations. Last weekend, a trip to a K-Mart was embarked upon to secure a gallon of milk, a simple mission. A stock shelf worker was easily 300 lbs, in my path as my legs needed to find a path around him. In line to pay for my single item, my eyes were transfixed upon a woman of extraordinary wide girth in front of me, perhaps of 270 lbs with the added burden of minimal height. The bandied �pear� description must yield to a �bowling ball� or a �potato� image. She cleared the checkout aisle without incident. Behind the counter with a broad smile and cheerful disposition was another obeast (jackass term for obese beast), this of uncertain gender hidden by tremendous size, easily weighing in at 250 lbs. Out the door and waiting for an Sports Utility Vehicle to transport his massive corpulent body was another giant man, likely 300 lbs himself. The sidewalk was fortunately wide, my modest purchase in hand, enabling me to find a less direct path but not an inconvenient one around him. The US needs SUV wagons to transport our oversized citizens. In another decade we might require dump trucks, or many might be stuck inside unable to pass through doorways. Happily, these runner/biker legs found my home, an upscale suburban apartment building, where the older very nice and chatty pleasant Janice is gone in the management office, replaced by Susan, a seemingly nice woman. She is perhaps 320 lbs herself, not as quick to rise on a demanding task to enter an updated file in the cabinet. Does anyone find something wrong not only with our financial condition, but our physical condition? What fatty foods and inactivity are to the body, debt and outsourced jobs are to the economic body.
2006-03-23
NOLAND: JUSTIFICATIONS & QUESTIONS
Free Market News Network, FL -
A true story must be told, which occurred with me, enough to make me shake my head, take a deep breath, look in the mirror, restate my personal commitment, and investigate external destinations. Last weekend, a trip to a K-Mart was embarked upon to secure a gallon of milk, a simple mission. A stock shelf worker was easily 300 lbs, in my path as my legs needed to find a path around him. In line to pay for my single item, my eyes were transfixed upon a woman of extraordinary wide girth in front of me, perhaps of 270 lbs with the added burden of minimal height. The bandied �pear� description must yield to a �bowling ball� or a �potato� image. She cleared the checkout aisle without incident. Behind the counter with a broad smile and cheerful disposition was another obeast (jackass term for obese beast), this of uncertain gender hidden by tremendous size, easily weighing in at 250 lbs. Out the door and waiting for an Sports Utility Vehicle to transport his massive corpulent body was another giant man, likely 300 lbs himself. The sidewalk was fortunately wide, my modest purchase in hand, enabling me to find a less direct path but not an inconvenient one around him. The US needs SUV wagons to transport our oversized citizens. In another decade we might require dump trucks, or many might be stuck inside unable to pass through doorways. Happily, these runner/biker legs found my home, an upscale suburban apartment building, where the older very nice and chatty pleasant Janice is gone in the management office, replaced by Susan, a seemingly nice woman. She is perhaps 320 lbs herself, not as quick to rise on a demanding task to enter an updated file in the cabinet. Does anyone find something wrong not only with our financial condition, but our physical condition? What fatty foods and inactivity are to the body, debt and outsourced jobs are to the economic body.
2006-03-20
NOLAND: JUSTIFICATIONS & QUESTIONS
Free Market News Network, FL -
A true story must be told, which occurred with me, enough to make me shake my head, take a deep breath, look in the mirror, restate my personal commitment, and investigate external destinations. Last weekend, a trip to a K-Mart was embarked upon to secure a gallon of milk, a simple mission. A stock shelf worker was easily 300 lbs, in my path as my legs needed to find a path around him. In line to pay for my single item, my eyes were transfixed upon a woman of extraordinary wide girth in front of me, perhaps of 270 lbs with the added burden of minimal height. The bandied �pear� description must yield to a �bowling ball� or a �potato� image. She cleared the checkout aisle without incident. Behind the counter with a broad smile and cheerful disposition was another obeast (jackass term for obese beast), this of uncertain gender hidden by tremendous size, easily weighing in at 250 lbs. Out the door and waiting for an Sports Utility Vehicle to transport his massive corpulent body was another giant man, likely 300 lbs himself. The sidewalk was fortunately wide, my modest purchase in hand, enabling me to find a less direct path but not an inconvenient one around him. The US needs SUV wagons to transport our oversized citizens. In another decade we might require dump trucks, or many might be stuck inside unable to pass through doorways. Happily, these runner/biker legs found my home, an upscale suburban apartment building, where the older very nice and chatty pleasant Janice is gone in the management office, replaced by Susan, a seemingly nice woman. She is perhaps 320 lbs herself, not as quick to rise on a demanding task to enter an updated file in the cabinet. Does anyone find something wrong not only with our financial condition, but our physical condition? What fatty foods and inactivity are to the body, debt and outsourced jobs are to the economic body.
2006-03-19
NOLAND: JUSTIFICATIONS & QUESTIONS
Free Market News Network, FL -
A true story must be told, which occurred with me, enough to make me shake my head, take a deep breath, look in the mirror, restate my personal commitment, and investigate external destinations. Last weekend, a trip to a K-Mart was embarked upon to secure a gallon of milk, a simple mission. A stock shelf worker was easily 300 lbs, in my path as my legs needed to find a path around him. In line to pay for my single item, my eyes were transfixed upon a woman of extraordinary wide girth in front of me, perhaps of 270 lbs with the added burden of minimal height. The bandied �pear� description must yield to a �bowling ball� or a �potato� image. She cleared the checkout aisle without incident. Behind the counter with a broad smile and cheerful disposition was another obeast (jackass term for obese beast), this of uncertain gender hidden by tremendous size, easily weighing in at 250 lbs. Out the door and waiting for an Sports Utility Vehicle to transport his massive corpulent body was another giant man, likely 300 lbs himself. The sidewalk was fortunately wide, my modest purchase in hand, enabling me to find a less direct path but not an inconvenient one around him. The US needs SUV wagons to transport our oversized citizens. In another decade we might require dump trucks, or many might be stuck inside unable to pass through doorways. Happily, these runner/biker legs found my home, an upscale suburban apartment building, where the older very nice and chatty pleasant Janice is gone in the management office, replaced by Susan, a seemingly nice woman. She is perhaps 320 lbs herself, not as quick to rise on a demanding task to enter an updated file in the cabinet. Does anyone find something wrong not only with our financial condition, but our physical condition? What fatty foods and inactivity are to the body, debt and outsourced jobs are to the economic body.
2006-03-18
NOLAND: JUSTIFICATIONS & QUESTIONS
Free Market News Network, FL -
A true story must be told, which occurred with me, enough to make me shake my head, take a deep breath, look in the mirror, restate my personal commitment, and investigate external destinations. Last weekend, a trip to a K-Mart was embarked upon to secure a gallon of milk, a simple mission. A stock shelf worker was easily 300 lbs, in my path as my legs needed to find a path around him. In line to pay for my single item, my eyes were transfixed upon a woman of extraordinary wide girth in front of me, perhaps of 270 lbs with the added burden of minimal height. The bandied �pear� description must yield to a �bowling ball� or a �potato� image. She cleared the checkout aisle without incident. Behind the counter with a broad smile and cheerful disposition was another obeast (jackass term for obese beast), this of uncertain gender hidden by tremendous size, easily weighing in at 250 lbs. Out the door and waiting for an Sports Utility Vehicle to transport his massive corpulent body was another giant man, likely 300 lbs himself. The sidewalk was fortunately wide, my modest purchase in hand, enabling me to find a less direct path but not an inconvenient one around him. The US needs SUV wagons to transport our oversized citizens. In another decade we might require dump trucks, or many might be stuck inside unable to pass through doorways. Happily, these runner/biker legs found my home, an upscale suburban apartment building, where the older very nice and chatty pleasant Janice is gone in the management office, replaced by Susan, a seemingly nice woman. She is perhaps 320 lbs herself, not as quick to rise on a demanding task to enter an updated file in the cabinet. Does anyone find something wrong not only with our financial condition, but our physical condition? What fatty foods and inactivity are to the body, debt and outsourced jobs are to the economic body.
2006-03-17
NOLAND: JUSTIFICATIONS & QUESTIONS
Free Market News Network, FL -
A true story must be told, which occurred with me, enough to make me shake my head, take a deep breath, look in the mirror, restate my personal commitment, and investigate external destinations. Last weekend, a trip to a K-Mart was embarked upon to secure a gallon of milk, a simple mission. A stock shelf worker was easily 300 lbs, in my path as my legs needed to find a path around him. In line to pay for my single item, my eyes were transfixed upon a woman of extraordinary wide girth in front of me, perhaps of 270 lbs with the added burden of minimal height. The bandied �pear� description must yield to a �bowling ball� or a �potato� image. She cleared the checkout aisle without incident. Behind the counter with a broad smile and cheerful disposition was another obeast (jackass term for obese beast), this of uncertain gender hidden by tremendous size, easily weighing in at 250 lbs. Out the door and waiting for an Sports Utility Vehicle to transport his massive corpulent body was another giant man, likely 300 lbs himself. The sidewalk was fortunately wide, my modest purchase in hand, enabling me to find a less direct path but not an inconvenient one around him. The US needs SUV wagons to transport our oversized citizens. In another decade we might require dump trucks, or many might be stuck inside unable to pass through doorways. Happily, these runner/biker legs found my home, an upscale suburban apartment building, where the older very nice and chatty pleasant Janice is gone in the management office, replaced by Susan, a seemingly nice woman. She is perhaps 320 lbs herself, not as quick to rise on a demanding task to enter an updated file in the cabinet. Does anyone find something wrong not only with our financial condition, but our physical condition? What fatty foods and inactivity are to the body, debt and outsourced jobs are to the economic body.
2006-03-16
NOLAND: JUSTIFICATIONS & QUESTIONS
Free Market News Network, FL -
A true story must be told, which occurred with me, enough to make me shake my head, take a deep breath, look in the mirror, restate my personal commitment, and investigate external destinations. Last weekend, a trip to a K-Mart was embarked upon to secure a gallon of milk, a simple mission. A stock shelf worker was easily 300 lbs, in my path as my legs needed to find a path around him. In line to pay for my single item, my eyes were transfixed upon a woman of extraordinary wide girth in front of me, perhaps of 270 lbs with the added burden of minimal height. The bandied �pear� description must yield to a �bowling ball� or a �potato� image. She cleared the checkout aisle without incident. Behind the counter with a broad smile and cheerful disposition was another obeast (jackass term for obese beast), this of uncertain gender hidden by tremendous size, easily weighing in at 250 lbs. Out the door and waiting for an Sports Utility Vehicle to transport his massive corpulent body was another giant man, likely 300 lbs himself. The sidewalk was fortunately wide, my modest purchase in hand, enabling me to find a less direct path but not an inconvenient one around him. The US needs SUV wagons to transport our oversized citizens. In another decade we might require dump trucks, or many might be stuck inside unable to pass through doorways. Happily, these runner/biker legs found my home, an upscale suburban apartment building, where the older very nice and chatty pleasant Janice is gone in the management office, replaced by Susan, a seemingly nice woman. She is perhaps 320 lbs herself, not as quick to rise on a demanding task to enter an updated file in the cabinet. Does anyone find something wrong not only with our financial condition, but our physical condition? What fatty foods and inactivity are to the body, debt and outsourced jobs are to the economic body.